Score: 5

"Ugh"

submission: Damn Birds 2

date: December 23, 2009

Great game, but several massive problems. If you buy a new gun and don't have enough money for ammo, you're stuck with an empty gun. You can't select a different gun. Also, you should automatically switch weapons when you run out of ammo while playing. And one other thing, if you don't have enough money to buy at least one ammo, you can't sell any. All of these combined screw you over as soon as you buy a new gun.

Score: 5

"Well..."

submission: the Last of the Dashkin

date: December 10, 2009

I felt like I was watching the discovery channel. Why the fuck did you make it a documentary? I liked the other ones better :(.

Score: 9

"lol"

submission: A Crow in Hell 3

date: October 25, 2009

i find it hilarious that even though everything you touch kills you, you still find the need to add drills, crushers, and spikes. teddy bears could be falling from the ceiling and they would be just as deadly as a giant metal crusher :P

i must know, why does everything kill you? is it all razor-edged? just really hot? covered in aids?

Score: 2

"well..."

submission: [PO3] Super Adventure

date: October 21, 2009

attacking, jumping, pausing and changing quality don't seem to work. i liked the 8-bit version of thriller, but that was all. i realize this was a joke, but that doesn't mean it gets a high score :)

Score: 10

"very interesting"

submission: runescape bonus

date: October 17, 2009

the face looks very much like a picasso painting, the way both eyes are on one side of the head and the left-most one is squished higher up on the face, yet the music is more like contemporary hip-hop. generally these two things wouldn't be mixed, but perhaps that is your intention. it is my belief that this is some sort of statement against the norms of society. but what i don't understand is the title. it implies that this is a person relieving himself, but this is not the case. could this be another part of this truly deep work of art? i will never hope to understand the complexity of this, but hopefully someone will divine its full meaning one day.

Score: 8

"argh"

submission: Madness Accelerant

date: October 10, 2009

normal mode gets a 10, but madness mode brings it down to an 8. the last level is completely ridiculous. there are like five dudes on the screen at once all shooting at you even if you jump, and tricky is shooting fireballs all over the place. i had two lives left when i got to the last level and i only got tricky down to 70 hitpoints before i died. i like the difficulty of the rest of madness mode, it's hard but still beatable. the last level is completely impossible though.

Score: 9

"argh"

submission: Hover Bot Arena 2

date: September 14, 2009

add a minimum distance from the player for enemy spawns. it's annoying when they spawn RIGHT NEXT TO YOU EVERY TIME! other than that, the graphics, music, and sfx were awesome. great job :)

Score: 7

"good"

submission: Hexplode

date: August 10, 2009

i like the concept but the computer's ai is too good. add an option to change how smart the computer is.

Score: 7

"good"

submission: HangGlider

date: August 7, 2009

it's good, but i have 2 problems. first, there should be options for mouse control and inverted up and down. on a plane, you pull the wheel up to go down so some people like it to be switched like that. also, you can't see through the rocks so when you hit one you're likely to hit another one as soon as you come out. possibly make the hang glider farther away so you can still see behind the thing that he's running in to.

Score: 10

"beautiful"

submission: Aether

date: August 2, 2009

i've played this at least 20 times, it's incredible. i think i understand it. you leave earth to go to a better place and leave all of your problems behind, but every planet you go to has worse problems than yours. you begin to realize that your problems aren't as bad as you think they are. as you travel from planet to planet, your problems (earth) get smaller and smaller until you're able to overcome them.
i think i also understand the end. to be continued; you will always have problems no matter what you do. the earth and all of your problems reappear for you to overcome again. this is one of the few games that actually deserve the 10 its getting. brilliant.